the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

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c3po:

squeak now or forever hold ur cheese

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theproblematicblogger:

bogleech:

:

fake horse adventures

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

REVEAL YOURSELF

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s8riel:

rashemibabe:

memeclassheroes:

Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

(via ruinedchildhood)

valtsv:

summer really is like. this iced coffee is all that’s standing between me and incredible violence.

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greelin:

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

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thedogeveryonehates:

o-kurwa:

stay mad😤

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burning-cathedrals-deactivated2:

You know what I love? Calling it “Christian Mythology.” Referring to their god as “The Christian God.” Refusing to conform to the idea that their religion is any more valid than anyone else’s.

Oh, it makes them spicy. Gets them all twitchy. They wanna fistfight me in a Denny’s parking lot, but they know they can’t ‘cause I’m right.

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newtkins:

newtkins:

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

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idontknowokayhelp:

Me, in my coffin: shit i forgot my headphones

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freakoutgirl:

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

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joeyclaire:

wait ok now i’m curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

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punkryuki:

rogue-cas-whore:

s1uts:

dancinbutterfly:

moon-rise:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

lastoneout:

jayalaw:

goth-aunt:

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

The concubine after reading this:

This is my new breakup format

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

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